Last night I saw the movie Kumare. (go to kumaremovie.com for the trailer & other info) It’s a tremendously important film that I really hope gets a lot of notice. But it’s a movie that will be widely misunderstood. Take, for example, the review in the June 29th issue of Entertainment Weekly. They say:

American filmmaker Vikram Gandhi adopted the singsong Indian accent of his elders, grew his hair long, posed as a guru, and found followers in Phoenix. And while he was at it, he kept cameras rolling to make this dubious Borat-esque documentary. Gandhi tries to dodge criticism of his mocking scam by rationalizing that even a phony wise man can offer real solace. Besides, he says, he learned something about sincerity — not to mention the value of film festivals as fertile ground for publicity stunts.

Now, I like Entertainment Weekly. I’m even a subscriber. But I’m not at all surprised that they were unable to grasp the point of this movie. As they say, this is a movie about a guy of Indian descent who posed as a guru and filmed it. But what Vikram Gandhi did was not in any way a “mocking scam” nor is this film at all “Borat-esque.” As Borat, Sasha Baron Cohen played his character and the reactions it got for laughs. And while there are plenty of funny moments in Kumare, Vikram Gandhi is dealing with a much more serious and important subject. But it’s a subject that I doubt the writers at Entertainment Weekly have much close contact with and so perhaps I can forgive them for completely missing the point.

As I’ve often written in this blog and in my books, I am highly uncomfortable in my Buddhist robes. Even though I am entitled to wear the golden colored sash (called an o-kesa) of a so-called “Zen Master,” I rarely take the damned thing out of the box it lives in, in the bottom of my closet. This is because as soon as you put something like that on a certain segment of the people you meet start reacting to you in ways that I find highly bizarre and off-putting.

Uniforms are powerful and significant. This is why the police, our “boys in blue,” dress in special clothes. It’s why the President of the United States always has a red tie. It’s why priests of all religions dress up in funny outfits. People really respond to that stuff.

Vikram Gandhi had a serious interest in why certain well-heeled middle-class Americans are so easily drawn to pretty much anyone with a funny accent who puts on a set of robes. His first idea was to make a documentary film about actual gurus. But what he found disgusted and deeply disturbed him. He uses a few of the interviews he conducted for this unfinished project in the early part of the movie. And some of them are really chilling.

The one that bugged me most was Bhagavan Das who says, “If I was a twenty year old girl, I would love hanging out with me. What could be more fabulous than having sex with a really spiritual mystical person?” Gandhi cuts this together with shots of a slightly spaced out but very attractive young blonde who says of Bhagavan Das, “He’s the new teacher of this age, of this world. He’s someone who has the answer, I believe.” Yep. And the answer is in his pants.

Bhagavan Das, in case you were wondering, is an old teacher of Ram Dass, the guy who wrote Be Here Now, and has been milking his association with Ram Dass for the past forty years (he even titled his own book It’s Here Now (Are You?)). He was a hippie who went to India and became a yogi then made a lot of famous friends including Jimi Hendrix. Which is fine. But I saw him in that video and it’s hard to imagine sex with a dude that hairy would be all that fabulous for a twenty year old girl.

I don’t want to draw this into yet another of my rants about the matter of spiritual teachers who sleep with their students. I wrote two books that go deeply into that subject (and you can find them both in the store section of this website. How’s that for a plug?). But it’s just one of the things that drove Gandhi to undertake the important social experiment he documents in this film.

By putting on some orange robes and imitating his grandmother’s Indian accent and mannerisms, Vkram Gandhi discovered that there are people out there who are willing to believe just about any damned thing as long as it’s spoken by someone who appears to represent some kind of mystical spiritual tradition from the mysterious East. He has them doing air guitar moves and getting little penises drawn on their foreheads. Not only that, he tells them straight up that the thing he’s drawing on their foreheads is a dick and they still let him do it.

These are not dumb people either. They are intelligent, educated and sincere. Nor does Gandhi try to make them look like fools. Over and over again he takes pains to point out that pretty much anyone could potentially fall for this kind of thing if they were seeking “The Answer” outside of themselves.

But as the guru Sri Kumare, Gandhi has a message. And his message is that the answer is always within each of us. That we do not need to seek it in someone else. He intends to prove that by first luring his followers in with the scam of the guru Sri Kumare and then revealing to them that he’s really just a guy from New Jersey. I won’t give away the ending. But suffice it to say, it’s pretty intense.

The thing is, though, as Entertainment Weekly failed to understand in spite of saying it in their review, “even a phony wise man can offer real solace.” Sri Kumare, phony as he is, ends up doing his followers some actual good. That’s because Vikram Gandhi, the man inside the Sri Kumare guise, is at heart a good guy who truly does want to help  — even if that wasn’t what he initially set out to do. He’s not trying to scam these people. He’s trying to make a very important point. Sure he’s also trying to get a hit movie out of it. And I really hope his movie is a hit because a lot of people need to see this film.

It’s going to upset a certain segment of the audience who will see themselves in Sri Kumare’s followers and feel that they’re being played for fools. And you know what? It ought to upset them. That is precisely the point. But this is going to make it tough for Gandhi to get the film seen by the people who most need to see it. It would be sad if the only people who get into the film are those who see Sri Kumare’s followers as a bunch of idiots and who mistakenly believe they’re above all that.

As for me, who very definitely is one of the people who needed to see this movie, it’s got me thinking again about the whole matter of spiritual uniforms and the role of the teacher in the spiritual quest. It’s true that the answer is within each and every one of us. But it’s also true that most of us need someone else to help us see that. The film Kumare demonstrates this in a very concrete — and highly entertaining — way.

The question it raises for me is this; Does it really even matter if the teacher has any sort of grounding? Can anyone at all put on some robes and, if he or she is at least a decent person, act as a guide for others? Why should I insist that anyone I would pass my lineage on to be extremely balanced before I give them the paperwork that lets them wear one of those silly golden colored sashes? My tentative answer is, on the one hand pretty much anyone who is even just a bit balanced can help others find balance. But such a person could only help their followers to a limited degree.

Also, as Vikram Gandhi in the guise of the guru Kumare discovered, putting on those robe can make you act differently. When people start to trust in you, as they trusted in the phony Sri Kumare, any decent person will feel the need to try and be worthy of that trust. This may be why Dogen extolled the virtues of wearing the o-kesa, calling it “the great robe of liberation.”

But those robes can also be a dangerous weapon. Putting on the robe may make a decent person inclined to act more decently. But a less decent person can use its mojo to get all kinds of things like money and sex and power. The movie Kumare only hints at the extent to which one can abuse such power. But the real world provides plenty of examples.

Yeah. I’m talking to you, Bhagavan Das.


I will be once again leading zazen with Dogen Sangha Los Angeles who meet at Hill Street Center tomorrow, and every Saturday, from 9:50 AM until Noon. The address is 237 Hill St., Santa Monica, CA 90405

And if that’s not enough, you can see me once again on Sunday July 29th at 11 AM at Against The Stream 4300 Melrose Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90029.

Also, as I mentioned in the article above, we now have a store on this site where you can purchase all of my books as well as some other items of interest (The posters are very cool and extremely limited. I think there are fewer than 20 left.) Sometimes people ask where’s the best place to buy my books if they want to make sure I get the money. Up till now the answer is that I get pretty much the same rate from every place (about $1 per book). Now that I’m operating as my own store, I’ll actually make quite a bit more per book — but only if people buy the ones I bought from my publishers.

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  1. Broken Yogi
    Broken Yogi July 30, 2012 at 11:50 am |

    Brad, I get what you mean about spiritual experiences, but I have to acknowledge that a whole lot of people do want spiritual experiences, and sexual spiritual experiences, and that there are ways of doing the sexual yoga that can deliver that, for whatever it’s worth. It may not be worth much ultimately, and it may even be deluding in the present, but it is what it is, like every other craving.

    It’s one thing to criticize people for craving, period, it’s another to say that there’s such a thing as “spiritual” craving, which is okay, and non-spiritual craving, which isn’t. So I don’t want to get down too hard on BD, just because he’s craving spiritual experiences, and selling that to girls who want to get some of that also. Whether he can even deliver, I don’t know. It matters in the basic human sense, but not in the Buddhist sense.

    As Buddha said:

    No earthly pleasure
    No heavenly bliss
    Equals one infinitesimal fraction
    Of the bliss of the cessation of craving.

    I’d say that BD is seeking both “earthly pleasure” and “heavenly bliss”, and trying to merge the two through yogic sexual activity. Fair enough to at least try for that. And a lot of people into spiritual life are really just trying to do that. They aren’t actually trying to eliminate their cravings, they are just trying to merge earthly pleasure with heavenly bliss. That, to them, is “non-dualism” even. I assume that people who are attracted to BD are also into this version of spirituality. Now, maybe even in that context, BD is a bit of a scammer and exploiter. Wouldn’t be surprised. But that’s just part of that whole game to begin with. Even the people complaining about him, aren’t really complaining that they weren’t taught to surrender their cravings. They are just complaining that BD didn’t actually fulfill their cravings, or show them how its done.

    But of course, no one can actually do that, and spiritual life really means surrendering cravings, not becoming really good at chasing them. But not many people actually follow that path. It’s just not what people want. They want heavenly sexy fun. Who doesn’t?

    And yeah, I get the envy thing too. You’re even better looking that BD! You should at least be getting some slices of that spiritual cutey pie. Maybe you should set up a “pussy donation” button on your website? The bunny ears I think are a great step in that direction. Girls love that stuff.

  2. Fred
    Fred July 30, 2012 at 1:41 pm |

    And a movie is just a dream within this dream, even if it is called a documentary:


  3. boubi
    boubi July 30, 2012 at 3:26 pm |

    to Broken Yogi

    “Corn, who, while clearly fond of Babaji, also states it’s a misuse of power to prey on vulnerable young women. ”
    A “young woman who Bhagavan asks to tour with him and provide sex—she turns him down and he has a temper tantrum.”
    “Brown finally connects the dots. The tall, charismatic, economically irresponsible, delusional guru who imagines himself a high spiritual being is a replica of Brown’s own abusive father, to the point they even smell alike.”

    Just a few coherent sentences that show how the guy is a manipulative, selfcentered, frustrated asshole. A balanced person, not even try to talk about a “spiritual enlightened master” would just accept the refusal from the girl.

    He abuse of his position, at least a misbehavior in most organisations.

    And he is taking advantage of some oedipical situation where “vulnerable young women” get finally to fuck their father.

  4. Broken Yogi
    Broken Yogi July 30, 2012 at 7:07 pm |

    Yeah, I see that too. The guy’s no saint, to be sure. Thing is, he’s been doing this ever since he was a young guy himself, back in the 1960s. It’s probably all he knows how to do. This is what guys do to get laid, they take advantage of what they’ve got. If not rock’n roll, then spirituality. And of course he’s not balanced. Of course he’s immature. That’s part of his game, like any aging rock star. Groupies are a part of the scene. Young ones especially. They aren’t all that “innocent” to begin with, mind you.

    I’m just saying, this is about as “outrageous” as Keith Richards or Axel Rose chasing young chicks who show up at their concerts. The guy has a rep a mile long and a dick-width wide. If someone mistakes that for tantric spirituality, well, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

    This whole notion of “vulnerable young women” being manipulated by this old tramp makes me want to break out the world’s tiniest violin. Live by craving, suffering by craving, the motto goes, or something like that.

  5. Broken Yogi
    Broken Yogi July 30, 2012 at 7:14 pm |

    And about his music. I happen to love Hindu kirtan and ragas, all the devotional music out there. I really dig Krishna Das, for example, who was also a devotee of Neem Keroli Baba. But I could just never listen to BD. Something about it never felt right. Maybe it’s the massive ego.

  6. NickPowell
    NickPowell July 30, 2012 at 10:43 pm |

    Just wanted to add: Karmeggedon was filmed like six years ago. I’ve seen Bhagavan Das live several times over the more recent years, and he’s always with his wife, who sings with him. While he’ll likely never see himself as a “one-woman” guy, perhaps things have settled down a bit for him since 2006?

    Also, here’s (http://www.leebobblack.com/interviews/bhagavan-das) an interview with him after he did a vipassana retreat in 2005 where he’s very open about his shadow side.

    My teacher loves to say that “even dishonesty is arrived at honestly.” In Bhagavan Das’s case, while he admittedly can get sucked into a trip of being worshiped, as well as approaching spiritual experiences in an imbalanced way, he’s doing nothing close to what the many scam-artist “gurus” with organizations are up to… If anything, he’s still re-surfacing from being a crazy archetype of the 60’s.

  7. MedicalReject
    MedicalReject March 28, 2013 at 9:34 am |

    I made an account on my phone just to post this.

    “It would be sad if the only people who get into the film are those who see Sri Kumare’s followers as a bunch of idiots and who mistakenly believe they’re above all that.”

    First, I disagree that the people who fell for Kumare’s ruse weren’t complete idiots. It was really very stupid to be fooled in such an obvious way. This would have NEVER happened to me. Ever. Pride aside.

    How could this have never happened to me? I’m already very aware there aren’t spiritual teachers. No one has special revelation from the universe. I have even used the Kumare trick on others from time to time so they would like me more — albeit not to the same degree.

    Ordinarily, I would be nice and pretend I could be that stupid as well. (I couldn’t.) but I am very irritated by the fact that one of the “disciples” was a medical student. Yeah, i know. No one is talking about that.

    Do you know how hard I worked myself trying to get into medical school? I earned an A average at a top20 school, 35 on the MCAT, volunteered at hospital, did the research thing. Etc.

    It’s bullshit that they kept me out cause I’m a freethinking white dude, and they let idiots in. Total bullshit. And then the movie seems to implicitly ignore the student to preserve her reputation because “this could have happened to anyone.” Well, maybe it could have happened to any medical student, but not some of their rejects.

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