RUINING YOUR ZAZEN FOREVER!

My friend Bret showed me this clip and now I can’t stop singing this tune. Therefore I give it to all of you. If you ever want to do Zazen peacefully again, do not watch it. It will stick in your brain forever.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83sf9YkKsRY]

I warned you!

45 Responses

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  1. Ken
    Ken February 26, 2007 at 12:15 pm | |

    Oh yeah, check out the egg song…Korean nutritional propaganda at its finest!

    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/eggsong.php

  2. Matt
    Matt February 26, 2007 at 12:46 pm | |

    oh sweet jesus….
    wow.

    just.

    wow….

  3. Anonymous
    Anonymous February 26, 2007 at 3:13 pm | |

    Dude, you are so busted!
    That video proves that you are
    totally baked in your website
    photo. Crazy colors, “hazy”,
    “lazy”, baked goods for the
    munchies… it’s almost as blatant
    as H.R. Pufnstuf. Layoff the weed
    already! You’re supposed to be a
    “Zen monk” (whatever that is ;)

  4. Colin
    Colin February 26, 2007 at 3:28 pm | |

    Bastard!

    Oh wait, you warned me, didn’t you…

  5. Anonymous
    Anonymous February 26, 2007 at 4:39 pm | |

    Dudes and Dudettes…..I think there is a subtle but uh blatant message here about zazen practice….It’s like the cakes spine is perfectly aligned at the end….perfect zazen posture. You can’t be lazy. Gotta go by the book. And uh lots of other really pink things.

    I got the munchies.

    Later!

  6. rchinn72
    rchinn72 February 26, 2007 at 4:44 pm | |

    I can actually feel the brain cells being drained from my head.
    No warning can truly prepare one for that. It hurts…help….

  7. Jordan & The Tortoise
    Jordan & The Tortoise February 26, 2007 at 8:22 pm | |

    I watch Noggin TV with my kids all the time so I guess I’m immune.

    My girls liked this post though, thats a first.

    Jordan

  8. David
    David February 26, 2007 at 9:26 pm | |

    I always wondered about those kids who sang like they were on super-happy drugs… like in Barney & Friends.

    I wonder if they went home and felt depressed.

  9. Stille
    Stille February 26, 2007 at 10:42 pm | |

    WTF?
    I dont get this one…
    Whatever! *lol*

  10. Otto Kerner
    Otto Kerner February 27, 2007 at 1:45 am | |

    I make a point of not watching things that are prefaced with: “WARNING: you do not want to watch this.” Somehow, that seems to separate me from 90%+ of the human population!

  11. Wingedgopher
    Wingedgopher February 27, 2007 at 3:08 am | |

    … Come on man, why did you have to do that?

  12. MikeDoe
    MikeDoe February 27, 2007 at 11:43 am | |

    Is this the new advert for the lastest print of the Shobogenzo?

  13. A Fan
    A Fan February 27, 2007 at 11:45 am | |

    Reminds me of Venerable Robina Courtins statement that the Buddha’s teachings provide precise instructions for enlightenment “just like the recipe for a cake”, followed by complaints about hobby buddists who peruse the recipe but “never bake the cake”.

    The lyrics get a whole new twist with that in mind. :-)

    Norbert (Frankfurt, Germany)

  14. kidude
    kidude February 27, 2007 at 12:45 pm | |

    Random request. Just read chapter40 in Shobogenzo: Gabyo. If you’re still taking suggestions for posts, any chance on hearing your thoughts on that chaper?

    It struck me as rather groovy cause it seemed to deal with ideas about things.

    Cheers, nat.

  15. the cake
    the cake February 27, 2007 at 1:05 pm | |

    hey, brad’s friend bret.. that was a very good idea you had to put up some of brad’s hill street center talks onto MYSPACE. But it would be an even better idea to put up a new one every once in a while.. remember, never use a messy recipe, or the cake will end up crazy.

  16. shambhala
    shambhala February 27, 2007 at 1:18 pm | |

    Good, but not as mind-twistingly catchy as the song from that weird animated Kikkoman ad. I’m sure some of you remember that!

  17. Jinzang
    Jinzang February 27, 2007 at 5:07 pm | |

    There’s a short article about Tim McCarthy in the Kent State paper.

  18. Anatman
    Anatman February 27, 2007 at 5:30 pm | |

    Ah, Lazy Town. Gotta love it. That girl is a star… But what’s up with the radioactive hair?

    You Are a Pirate

  19. Infernon
    Infernon February 27, 2007 at 5:37 pm | |

    turn it off, TURN IT OFF!!!

  20. Infernon
    Infernon February 27, 2007 at 5:40 pm | |

    Wait, no seriously. I’m gonna take a crack at this…

    So Brad is saying that we have to bake cakes, but then he’s saying that it’s messy. So what I’m seeing is that Brad is saying that the cakes are like our lives and that sometimes they get messy… But then there’s that one puppet with the blonde hair– he kinda looks like me… I think Brad is sending me a secret message. Ten-four, loud and clear!

  21. Anonymous
    Anonymous February 27, 2007 at 6:07 pm | |

    Here’s something else to ruin your zazen forever…

    “BBC Reported Building 7 Had Collapsed 20 Minutes Before It Fell”:

    someone screwed up

    “Video: BBC Was Half An Hour Too Early Reporting On WTC7 Collapse”:

    the timing of the plan

    If you fast-forward to 16:55 in the video, you’ll see Jane Standley
    reporting that

    “The 47 storey Salomon Brothers building [ i.e. WTC7 ] close
    to the World Trade Centre has also collapsed.”

    BUT just above her left shoulder, still standing, is WTC7.

    Oops! Someone issued the WTC7 collapse press release ahead of
    schedule — BEFORE the actual controlled demolition.

    “The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.”

    ————————————————————
    NIST Engineer, John Gross, speaking at the
    Ferguson Structural Engineering Laboratory
    at The University of Texas at Austin:

    criminal negligence or outright fraud?

    ————————————————————

    best video intro:

    9/11 Mysteries

    and more info:

    truth911.net

    ————————————————————

  22. katie
    katie February 27, 2007 at 6:42 pm | |

    ouch.

  23. Hamza
    Hamza February 28, 2007 at 7:36 am | |

    Since I listen to a lot of music, I often catch myself on having catchy tunes in my mind. It’s pretty frustrating, and sadly enough, I do get distracted quite easily and just stop the zazen practice.

    :(

  24. other
    other February 28, 2007 at 10:20 am | |

    I have to sit first thing in the morning when my mind is still kind of quiet. it’s funny but there is never a time when there isn’t a song in my head except maybe in deep zazen, and even then it’s there sometimes. I play a game with my girlfriend. we ask each other throughout the day, what song is in your head? both of us are never without an answer.

  25. Gesus
    Gesus February 28, 2007 at 1:53 pm | |

    I’ve loss the will

  26. Jules
    Jules February 28, 2007 at 2:59 pm | |

    Apparently Zen isn’t the only thing coming to the US from Japan… strange and brightly-colored television entertainment is also making inroads.

  27. Lone Wolf
    Lone Wolf February 28, 2007 at 3:05 pm | |

    More clips to ruin your Zazen.

    Here is some strange fake Japanese Pee Wee’s Playhouse style show called Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show with….ah interesting songs.

    The coolest part is at the end when the cute Japanese girl sings “I just got this lousy t-shirt. It says Too Drunk to F..K.” which of course is a song by the Dead Kennedy’s. DK rule!

  28. Anonymous
    Anonymous February 28, 2007 at 7:13 pm | |

    Looks like other Buddhist websites
    are picking up on this as well:

    American Buddhist Net

  29. Anonymous
    Anonymous February 28, 2007 at 7:31 pm | |

    Hey Lone Wolf,

    Dead Kennedy songs are much
    better when they’re sung by
    the cute French girls in
    Nouvelle Vague:

    Too Drunk To Fuck!

    (And that BBC 9/11 stuff is really
    beginning to freak me out :(

  30. Anonymous
    Anonymous February 28, 2007 at 8:16 pm | |

    “Apparently Zen isn’t the only thing coming to the US from Japan… strange and brightly-colored television entertainment is also making inroads.”

    Japanimation causes mass seizures in kids

  31. Lone Wolf
    Lone Wolf February 28, 2007 at 8:48 pm | |

    I’ve heard bits and peices of Nouvelle Vague’s CD of cover songs. It sounds pretty good from what I’ve heard.

    Here is a song to scare you from doing your Zazen or being Buddhist in general.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuzeTftxO9k

  32. Francisca
    Francisca March 1, 2007 at 8:32 am | |

    Hahaha…this is why I have you listed on my favorites.

    Thanks :)

    Francisca.

  33. marshmallow
    marshmallow March 1, 2007 at 9:13 am | |

    PLAY IT AGAIN!!! PLAY IT ALL DAY!!!!

    woooooo!!!!

    uh, actually, i don’t really like cake all that much.

  34. daniel
    daniel March 1, 2007 at 12:20 pm | |

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  35. daniel
    daniel March 1, 2007 at 12:22 pm | |

    started off assuming 9/11 conspiracy’s were bollocks but i’ve now realised that it’s all totally fucked. in a few decades people will learn about the 9/11 cover up in school the way kids currently learn about all the soviet propaganda from the 20th century.

  36. other
    other March 1, 2007 at 12:54 pm | |

    Enough with the 9/11 posts already. Believing in a 9/11 conspiracy is as stupid as believing in anything else that has no real evidence to support it. You want to believe that Martians are sneaking into your bedroom at night while you sleep? I can set up a professional looking website to prove it to people as long as they’re dolts. Just because it’s on the web doesn’t make it true. It doesn’t even make sane. Take that crazy bat shit somewhere else.

  37. Manko man
    Manko man March 1, 2007 at 2:57 pm | |

    WOW! She is HOT. Damn it, where can I get a piece of HER cake! :)

  38. Anonymous
    Anonymous March 1, 2007 at 4:13 pm | |

    For “other”,

    here is a small collection of

    eyewitness testimony

  39. Anonymous
    Anonymous March 1, 2007 at 5:28 pm | |
  40. other
    other March 1, 2007 at 10:20 pm | |

    When someone at South Park Elementary defecates in a urinal, Mr. Mackey searches for the boy responsible. Cartman begins to rant that it was a conspiracy, “just like 9/11″, which he had been ranting about for a while. The others, on the other hand, simply brush him off as a “retard.” Cartman performs an investigation, which he presents to his class in an impressive PowerPoint presentation. He claims that the true culprit behind the 9/11 attacks was Kyle. He has no real evidence to conclude this but uses some convoluted (and rather inane) numerology involving Kyle’s score on a test he earned a few days after the 9/11 attacks. Nevertheless, he manages to convince everyone that Kyle is guilty. When Kyle tells his mother that everyone thinks he is the 9/11 culprit, she calls a town meeting, arguing that children don’t understand enough about the September 11th attacks. However, many of the townspeople also believe 9/11 might have been the result of a conspiracy, so they hire The Hardly Boys (parody of The Hardy Boys) to discover the results of both the 9/11 attacks and the urinal incident, which the Hardly Boys decide must be related. During the whole process they make concealed sexual comments in their investigation.

    Kyle enlists Stan’s help, and they leave South Park to find an organization that can prove Kyle’s innocence. The group they find, however, believes that the United States government orchestrated the 9/11 attacks. The conspiracy organization have bottles of anthrax, which they use as “evidence” of the attack. As Kyle is holding them, a SWAT team attacks and arrests Kyle, Stan, and the leader of the conspiracy organization. They are taken to The White House. Presidential officials, along with President George W. Bush, quickly admit that the government actually is behind 9/11. Bush explains the incredibly convoluted method, which seems to greatly dishearten Kyle (who responds repeatedly with a comical, high-noted “Really?!” response), who always believed such theories were stupid. Since Bush admits this information, he decides to kill Stan, Kyle, and the conspiracy leader, as to not have this information leak out. The head of the conspiracy group is executed by George W. Bush.

    George W. Bush “executing” the head of the conspiracy group.As Dick Cheney tries to execute Stan and Kyle with a crossbow (in a parody of Cheney’s hunting incident), he misses (again) and allows the boys to escape. Meanwhile, Clyde is caught for the urinal incident, and while he admits to it, his parents tell Mr. Mackey he had a colostomy at age 5. Meanwhile the students continue to take glee at Mr. Mackey’s determination to find the culprit. Later, in Chicago, Stan and Kyle run into the leader of the conspiracy group alive and well. After a short chase by Stan and Kyle, he is cornered in a back alley and shot dead by the father of the Hardly boys, who reveals that his sons discovered that all the conspiracy websites are false and run by the government. Stan, Kyle, and the Hardly family congregate at the Hardly house as the Bush Administration arrives, and eventually admits that the government wasn’t behind 9/11. He explains they actually run the websites, so that the fourth of the country who are dumb enough to believe conspiracies will believe the government is all-powerful, while the other 3/4′s know the truth: that “a bunch of pissed off Muslims” actually executed the 9/11 attacks.

  41. Dan
    Dan March 2, 2007 at 4:04 pm | |

    other,

    watch this video and then decide

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6708190071483512003

  42. Dan
    Dan March 2, 2007 at 4:21 pm | |

    you have to enter that url into google’s search engine rather than straight into the bar at the top of the screen. i know that it has nothing to do with zen but, other, it is not crazy bat shit. it really isn’t. i dismissed it until i actually bothered to click on the links the anonymous guy posted. click on the one’s about the bbc from the americanbuddhist.net site. it’s called

    “Looks like other Buddhist websites
    are picking up on this as well:”

  43. surfzombo
    surfzombo March 3, 2007 at 4:02 pm | |

    I really wanted to say that is the coolest thing I have ever seen, but…..

    ……naaaawwwwww…..

    …it is kinda cool though.

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